He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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