Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Boobs speak an international language.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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