I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch