do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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