She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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