goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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