As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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