Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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