So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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