I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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