I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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