My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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