He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Randomize
