i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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