He kissed a someone with a penis
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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