Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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