we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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