the condom got lost in my hair
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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