Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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