i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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