sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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