You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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