We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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