ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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