i barfeds in our rink
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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