NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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