it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its not stalking. its research.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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