a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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