i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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