So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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