Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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