If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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