That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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