should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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