I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
