this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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