saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
