Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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