they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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