You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
