oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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