If i come over, it means nothing
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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