She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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