I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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