Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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