you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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