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Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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