If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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