So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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