Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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