If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
did i walk over a car last night?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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