Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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