Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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