Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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