I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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