Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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